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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A collection of dreams, anecdotes, and funny internet stuff I like.</description><title>instant beddi</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @instantbeddi)</generator><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Little Things</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There are days when my eyes bleed after reading these student applications. The grammar mistakes, the misspellings, the poorly crafted answers&amp;#8230; as much as I laugh, it is rather disappointing. However, there is a flip-side to this long, boring internship process: telling the (actually talented) students they&amp;#8217;ve been offered a position with the company of their dreams. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Take this one girl, who attended one of our workshops and made a big impression on both me and my boss. She was extremely professional and intelligent, and she is passionate about cancer research. So we connected her with an opportunity at the American Cancer Society, and she got it. When I called her, she was in the middle of her high school graduation ceremony. I wouldn&amp;#8217;t have answered the phone, but maybe she knew it was going to be good news. I hope it made her walk across the stage even sweeter. Helping successful students achieve their goals is extremely gratifying.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23683035673</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23683035673</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 15:12:54 -0400</pubDate><category>positive</category><category>motiviation</category><category>:)</category></item><item><title>I saw this weather report and immediately...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4idvhIbHX1qc2k8mo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4idvhIbHX1qc2k8mo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;I saw this weather report and immediately thought:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“IT’S SUMMERTIME AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GONNA HEAD TO THE BEACH AND DO SOME BEACHY THINGS.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23654964749</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23654964749</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 00:02:05 -0400</pubDate><category>georgia</category><category>weather</category><category>it's gonna be hot</category><category>regular show</category><category>summertime</category><category>gif</category><category>lol</category><category>cartoon network</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gkp6GZvD1qc2k8mo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gkp6GZvD1qc2k8mo13_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gkp6GZvD1qc2k8mo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gkp6GZvD1qc2k8mo6_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gkp6GZvD1qc2k8mo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gkp6GZvD1qc2k8mo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gkp6GZvD1qc2k8mo12_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gkp6GZvD1qc2k8mo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gkp6GZvD1qc2k8mo11_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23616892369</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23616892369</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:53:37 -0400</pubDate><category>portland</category><category>oregon</category><category>city</category><category>voodoo</category><category>donuts</category><category>doughnuts</category><category>food</category><category>fun</category><category>friends</category><category>photography</category></item><item><title>Dream Log</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I had a dream I was forced to put on a children&amp;#8217;s talent show, but it was all a sham to cover up some other evil event. There were boa constrictors everywhere, and I was carefully trying to tiptoe around a big, black one&amp;#8230; I woke up when its fangs sank into my leg.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m pretty sure I tried to tell this dream to Chelsea immediately (around 7:30 a.m.), but she refused to hear it. But actually, I&amp;#8217;m not sure if it was this dream or a more epic dream I no longer remember. I told her I&amp;#8217;d forget if I didn&amp;#8217;t share it!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23611007739</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23611007739</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:22:33 -0400</pubDate><category>dream log</category><category>boa constrictor</category><category>snakes</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gk2rJB8C1qc2k8mo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gk2rJB8C1qc2k8mo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gk2rJB8C1qc2k8mo3_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gk2rJB8C1qc2k8mo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gk2rJB8C1qc2k8mo9_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gk2rJB8C1qc2k8mo8_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gk2rJB8C1qc2k8mo11_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gk2rJB8C1qc2k8mo5_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gk2rJB8C1qc2k8mo6_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23610027338</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23610027338</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:47:36 -0400</pubDate><category>seattle</category><category>space needle</category><category>friends</category><category>pike place market</category><category>city</category><category>photo</category><category>washington</category></item><item><title>Travel Log - Seattle</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This weekend I ventured out to explore the Pacific Northwest and visit my beloved Chelsea in Seattle! We had gorgeous weather; it only rained on Sunday, which was fair because I needed to experience true Seattle weather.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Before I left, my mother exclaimed, &amp;#8220;Seattle is great! Everyone wears plaid flannel and expensive, ugly hiking boots. I saw so many VW Buses&amp;#8230; it&amp;#8217;s where they go to die.&amp;#8221; She visited in 1994. I didn&amp;#8217;t tell her then that I suspected the plaid to be a thing of the past&amp;#8230; so I told her later, when I got back, that I saw zero plaid, but lots of lots of questionable footwear. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Things I enjoyed about Seattle:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1: From a distance, it was hard to distinguish trees from sky scrappers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2: The interstate (er&amp;#8230; freeway) signs sported road numbers inside George Washington&amp;#8217;s profile (versus in Georgia where they are simply inside the state outline).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3: The beautiful lakes!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4: Having to sort my garbage into trash, recycling, and compost&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Things I did not enjoy:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1: Being asked why I didn&amp;#8217;t have a Southern accent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thursday, we visited Pike Place Market, the original Starbucks, ate lots of yummy free samples, and explored the city. At night, we completed an unofficial pub crawl in Kirkland. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On Friday, we drove three hours south to Portland. I have wanted to visit Portland ever since I figured out it was cool back in middle school. We ate at a delicious Thai restaurant for lunch, went into Powell&amp;#8217;s bookstore (and got lost immediately), and explored the Pearl District using our trusty map. We worried we should have ventured downtown, but a (very cool looking) local said she wasn&amp;#8217;t too impressed with that district overall, so we decided our time was not wasted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But all my dreams came true when we went to Voodoo Donut. These donuts make angels sing. Every three hours, they swap out the displayed donuts for freshly made ones&amp;#8230; leaving the not-so-old donuts in the back. Here&amp;#8217;s the secret: you can still buy those donuts at a discount. For $5, you get a painter&amp;#8217;s bucket worth of donuts. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s seriously the donut deal of the century. We sampled them ALL. Following our purchase was the stomach ache of the century.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Saturday was beautiful, and we picnicked alongside Lake Washington, which is absolutely freezing. That night we hit a rooftop bar overlooking Pike Place Market. I shamefully ate Taco Bell twice on the way home. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sunday featured the grey, misty weather I&amp;#8217;ve heard so much about. We visited Mac &amp;amp; Jack&amp;#8217;s Brewery, then spent the rest of the day cuddling on the couch watching Campus PD on G4, which is an amazing show. We did manage to peel ourselves off the couch and hit up Shorty&amp;#8217;s, a hot dog/pinball bar in Belltown. I had a delicious veggie dog and discovered I was still very bad at pinball. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seattle and Portland were both great cities that I would like to visit again! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23584293619</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23584293619</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 22:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>seattle</category><category>travel</category><category>america</category><category>portland</category><category>voodoo donuts</category></item><item><title>Pinball fun at Shorty’s with @chelseaforfree  (Taken with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cu62zMic1qc2k8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pinball fun at Shorty’s with @chelseaforfree  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23463497771</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23463497771</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 00:08:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Night time adventures in Seattle (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4b0s0ZryF1qc2k8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Night time adventures in Seattle (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23395628547</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23395628547</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 00:35:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. I CAN’T STAND IT. LOOK HER!!...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4axigIgBQ1qc2k8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. I CAN’T STAND IT. LOOK HER!! @chelseaforfree  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23391750663</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23391750663</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 23:25:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hooray, Portland :)  (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49fmfkwDb1qc2k8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hooray, Portland :)  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23339660091</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23339660091</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 04:01:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Inside Powell’s Books in Portland (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48qen3E9P1qc2k8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Inside Powell’s Books in Portland (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23314021032</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23314021032</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 18:56:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>@starbucks in Pike Place Market! (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46tp7fuMO1qc2k8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@starbucks in Pike Place Market! (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23251164646</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23251164646</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 18:12:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Nothing more delicious. (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m454ch8tv11qc2k8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nothing more delicious. (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23195780247</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23195780247</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:07:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Daiquiri Factory #ATL  (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m453nkijDe1qc2k8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Daiquiri Factory #ATL  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23194659805</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23194659805</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:52:32 -0400</pubDate><category>atl</category></item><item><title>The Scoop on Poop</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.fernbankmuseum.org/explore-exhibits/special-exhibitions/the-scoop-on-poop/"&gt;The Scoop on Poop&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This needs to be shared.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23169642785</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23169642785</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 12:31:34 -0400</pubDate><category>atlanta</category><category>poop</category><category>animals</category><category>fernbank</category><category>museum</category><category>science</category><category>omg</category></item><item><title>#ATL, is this instagram-y enough for ya? (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43m75AOwj1qc2k8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#ATL, is this instagram-y enough for ya? (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23150822274</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23150822274</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 00:37:53 -0400</pubDate><category>atl</category></item><item><title>Stumbled across Etsy’s wedding blog, and this article is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41n90RbLn1qc2k8mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stumbled across Etsy’s wedding blog, and this article is filled with cute things!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/blog/weddings/the-modern-vintage-bride/"&gt;The Modern Vintage Bride | Wedding Stories &amp; Advice – Etsy&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23083921313</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23083921313</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 23:05:24 -0400</pubDate><category>wedding</category><category>etsy</category><category>vintage</category><category>modern</category><category>fashion</category><category>beautiful</category><category>brides</category><category>creative</category></item><item><title>Yes, please!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c44bmeeZ1r5lp18o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yes, please!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23083738306</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23083738306</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 23:02:36 -0400</pubDate><category>you</category><category>me</category><category>cat</category><category>cute</category><category>illustration</category></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Photo Prank of the Day: Marcel the Shell (With...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MHJOCFszCbk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/23068848038/photo-prank-of-the-day-marcel-the-shell-with"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Photo Prank of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/2011/11/15/shoe-wearing-shell-of-the-day/"&gt;Marcel the Shell (With Shoes On)&lt;/a&gt; co-creator Dean Fleischer-Camp subtly pranks people — including the voice of Marcel, Jenny Slate — by getting them to pose for photos and taking awkward video instead.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/tmbhy/smile_im_taking_a_picture_i_swear/"&gt;reddit&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“YOU PSYCHO.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23079585372</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23079585372</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 22:03:00 -0400</pubDate><category>marcel the shell (with shoes on)</category><category>funny</category><category>video</category><category>photography</category><category>pranks</category></item><item><title>Dream Log</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve had so many dreams, but I keep forgetting to write about them. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Two nights ago, I dreamt I was babysitting, but the kids were being so bad. I put one in time out and sent the other to bed. I listened at the door and could tell he was awake and playing. I stormed in there and sternly told him to stop, then, suddenly aware that people were watching me babysit, I tried to calmly reason with him. He was being stubborn and ignored me, so I finally said I was going to throw all his toys in the trash. He pouted and went to sleep, and the people watching me smiled. I asked them how long they had been in the house (because why would I be there if there were other adults available to watch the children), and they said they were caring for the twins in the bedroom. I looked inside and noticed two newborns crying in a crib. The couple then asked, &amp;#8220;Well, you&amp;#8217;ll be OK to watch them too, right?&amp;#8221; and left me alone. I was pissed because I still had to bathe the other girl I sent to time out. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last night I had a dream I was back in college. I lived in a giant house with an elevator. I don&amp;#8217;t remember much except finding a secret cat being kept in a back room, then being stuck in an elevator. I hate dream elevators; they never work right.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23076253627</link><guid>http://instantbeddi.tumblr.com/post/23076253627</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 21:21:39 -0400</pubDate><category>dreams</category><category>children</category><category>babysitting</category><category>elevators</category><category>college</category><category>cats</category></item></channel></rss>

