1: I was moving out of an apartment. It felt like the KSU dorms, but they were larger, brighter, and mapped out differently. Chelsea and Deato were there, and we had to vacate the apartment that evening. None of us were done packing. I started to panic. I was out of boxes and bags, but I still had so much to move.
I distinctly remember opening the silverware drawer and discovering all the utensils were covered in black gunk, similar to what’s inside an oven. It came off easily, though. An old friend of mine was there, and he said that forks and knives turn black when you forget to us them. I couldn’t believe I hadn’t used any silverware for weeks. Like, how did I eat?
As I cleaned the silverware, the other people played some sort of Mario DDR game. They were very good. I ran out into the halls and screamed for an Ikea bag. You know, those giant blue ones? I wanted to finish packing my stuff. I ran into Daniel and Liz. He felt bad and offered me a pill to make the stress go away. At first I thought it was Adderall, but upon inspection it looked like Ecstasy. It was small, pink, and had an alien’s face imprinted on it. Daniel promised me that it was OK to take, and I trusted him.
Somewhere in this dream, I used a bathroom. It was the most normal dream-toilet experience of my life. The only thing strange was the toilet paper. Instead of a roll, there were only wash cloths. I used one, but hid it on a shelf. Talk about gross! I felt really disgusting and embarrassed.
I’m not sure if these other parts were in the same dream, but here is more that I remember:
-Jennifer’s father bought her a house in a small neighborhood 15 minutes away from their home. She was happy to live on her own, but not excited about still living in the same city as her parents. At least the house was cute inside. Jeremey was in the kitchen rearranging the washer and dryer. He turned to me and said, “Your Debbi-snacks aren’t ready. I hope you’re not hungry.”
-I broke into a Kelly’s house with Andy from high school. We snooped around and dug through her belongings. Then we noticed there were security cameras. We freaked out and started looking for the tape to steal. Then, a boy dropped down from the ceiling onto my friend. I screamed. Kelly ran into the room to see what happened. She was relieved to see it was only me and not an actual bugler. She also told me the security cameras were fake. There was so much more… something about leaving an event early and cruising around Decatur, but it’s hard to piece together.
-Probably the weirdest dream… My mother arranged a play date for me. The house in my dream was a house about 5 minutes away from mine. We were suppose to play DDR with this new group of friends. (DDR pattern?) I brought Jeremey with me for safety. We went inside and met the group. They were snobby rich people, but kind enough. They offered us assorted flavors of pot brownies. I ate a blueberry one. Then they disappeared… They had an alligator man as a butler. I road on his back, but the entire time I thought he was gonna do that twist attack and eat me.
More happened, and we weren’t getting along. I encouraged the wait staff to escape. It didn’t go well; the elevators led to dead ends, and the main guy was attacking people who tried to leave. We got out back onto the street, but discovered at least 100 different poisonous snakes surrounded the block. We made a run for it and went through a residential area of the city, where we found a new year-long Halloween store. I can’t remember the rest.
