Dream Log

1: While babysitting, I discovered a giant banquet room that was connected to the kitchen. I walked in and stumbled upon a pizza party with all my friends waiting for me! There was a huge pizza buffet, and Benjy saved me a seat at the table. The mom came in and asked me to make the kids dinner before leaving for the party. It was so busy and crowded that it took me a few minutes to push back into the kitchen. The kids were also eating pizza, but instead of regular toppings, I decorated the pie with pink frosting. 

2: Jeremey was friends with a famous band, and they invited him to perform on stage. He played backup guitar, and I was looking for a microphone in the back. I asked a different band member for help, and he told me to piss off. I fled the stage and found my friends in a big corner booth. Halston was there, and I was trying to re-pack my pink duffle bag on the table. One pocket had a bunch of plastic toys inside, which made Halston laugh. Jeremey was drunk, and I was trying to gather our things before we left. I made a bee-line for the pee-line (hahah), but like all my dreams, the bathroom was weird. The only toilet was clogged and had no stall. It looked like a giant owl pellet was in the bottom. I decided to squat and pee in front of everyone. My steam ricochetted off the porcelain bowl and covered the wall. 

3: I was riding a bike through a dark, snowy city. I kept missing my turn onto the interstate, and I circled the block over and over. My bike turned into a new pick-up truck. I needed gas, and I was so worried I was I would break down on the side of the road. I stopped at a gas station, but I kept pulling up to broken pumps. My gas tank kept switching sides, too.

04:44 pm, by instantbeddi