February 2011
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January 2011
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The sun was high
It’s the little things, like walking arm in arm around historic Statesboro, putting a penny on the rail road tracks for someome else to find squished, and enjoying the 70 degree January sunshine.
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This morning.
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List
TO DO:
Wake up early as hell
Get smoke smell out of my hair
Pack lunch
Intern 9-12 (most importantly for me, finish lame banner I’ve been doing for 3+ days. Can’t seem to make it right…)
Class 12:30-3:15
Exercise despite the horrendous traffic I will encounter later
De-stink
Bank
Liquor store
Hit the road to Statesboro
Hit the traffic I mentioned earlier
End up in...
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This is cute desk at my internship. Please notice the sand art.
Yay!
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In movies:
Yes.
dapperbitchmalice:
martianism:
mycompromise:
When humans die:
When animals die:
When Dobby dies:
When it seems as though a bunch of plastic toys are going to die:
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This right here.
Fucking perfect
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I have to do homework.
Ew.
EW.
EW.
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Water Weight
…is ridiculous. I’ve been sick as a dog all day. I thought it was drink related but the severity and length of my illness is making me second guess myself. I’ve lost 5 lbs and an inch on my waist. If only water weight would stay off.
Last night was tons of fun, though. Some crazy shit happened, and I’ve never been so proud of the people I know. As usual, my tweets amused...
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Dream Log #15
I had a dream I was a mouse. I had a boring office job and a quaint apartment in a city. My life sucked because no one loved me. I had an obnoxious friend who was a hippo. One day I got lost in the bad part of town and was scurrying to get out of it without being mugged or killed. I kept getting lost and passed the same clubs over and over again. Finally I stopped walking like a person and ran...
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My Life as a Pseudo-Lesbian
Tonight I ran into a friend at one of my favorite bars. After we discussed our trampoline diet, we decided to become each others’ fake girlfriends. Our mutual and adorable gay friend was also there, and despite already having a girlfriend and boyfriend, he agreed to be our fake boyfriend as well. Pure Joy.
So, the first week of school is almost over. I’m always really excited to see...
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First day of school
After the snow delayed the first week of school…IT IS FINALLY HERE.
Look how excited I am:
I decided to wear my “rodeo clown” shirt (as a friend puts it, but I think it is rather slimming) and some jeggings. I forgot I bought them and despite what I’ve said before about jeggings….they are very comfortable (as I suspected. Also they are dark wash so I hope my legs...
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Oh my god. Randomly opened my junk email and...
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Dream Log #14
Just wrote out my most vivid dream ever but then my internet screwed up and everything was lost. Not writing it again. Just know that it involved a hotel inside a blimp at sea side and a Mickey Mouse/Donkey Kong Country 2/Super futuristic neon roller coaster with custom made spacesuits.
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Cooking Lessons
Today I discovered it is 10x easier to make scrambled eggs with Egg Beaters when you are sober.
Last Saturday, I was craving some eggs. In a haze, I succeed in making two things: a mess, and a plate of possibly undercooked goop, which obviously I ate. I’ve never bought Egg Beaters before, and when I opened it I was very confused about why they were so clear and liquidy and how it possible...
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REMINDER
Friends are having a ghetto party, costumes required. I am going to attend as BIG DEBS.
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